tupacabra:

mom: *knocks on door*

me: just a second don’t come i—

mom: image

(via parkingstrange)

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

(via troyesivan)

crocspaperscissors:

1nto-the-wild:

If you never tried dancing like Cody Martin you are lying


what do you mean tried

crocspaperscissors:

1nto-the-wild:

If you never tried dancing like Cody Martin you are lying

what do you mean tried

(via surprisebitch)

luci-in-the-tardis-with-diamonds:

grethers:

whosaidsuperwholock:

queenabaddone:

whosaidsuperwholock:

how do u flirt

steal their dog
take their dog out for a walk in front of their house
they’ll see you and ask for their dog back
refuse
take the dog and leave
it is your dog now

thanks

 

don’t fuck the dog

(via whosaidsuperwholock)

officialettuce:

Bitch we are wearing the same thing

officialettuce:

Bitch we are wearing the same thing

(via parkingstrange)

dandelions-and-dragons:

thefrogman:

iguanamouth:

WHERE are they getting this stuff !!

By Lauren [tumblr]

THESE MAKE ME SO HAPPY

ruinedchildhood:

favorite movie

(via parkingstrange)

djsckatzen:

otakumusician:

image

FUCKING HIT PLAY OH MY GOD

(via greetings)

954,929 plays
tonjinl:

so in japan they have this thing where you dress up as ronald mcdonald and you get free food

tonjinl:

so in japan they have this thing where you dress up as ronald mcdonald and you get free food

(via surprisebitch)

Wonder Woman
Bruce Timm

(via geek-art)

humansofnewyork:

“We fled Germany on November 9th, 1938. It was called the Crystal Night, because there were demonstrations against Jews all over Germany, and many windows were being broken. We were living on the outskirts of Hanover. When my father came home from work that night, he told us that the synagogue was on fire, and that firemen were standing in a ring around it to prevent the flames from spreading to other buildings. He said: ‘We’re getting out of here.’”

humansofnewyork:

“We fled Germany on November 9th, 1938. It was called the Crystal Night, because there were demonstrations against Jews all over Germany, and many windows were being broken. We were living on the outskirts of Hanover. When my father came home from work that night, he told us that the synagogue was on fire, and that firemen were standing in a ring around it to prevent the flames from spreading to other buildings. He said: ‘We’re getting out of here.’”

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